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Far Cough
8:55 Fri Sep 11
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A LinkedIn spokesperson said, “We can neither confirm nor deny the quality of the rack in question.”
arf
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South West Hammer
8:53 Fri Sep 11
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http://newsthump.com/2015/09/11/man-uses-linkedin-to-congratulate-colleague-on-cracking-set-of-tits/
A solicitor is under fire today after using a business networking site to compliment his colleague’s ample breasts.
Simon Williams, 32, left a comment saying “Nice…you couldn’t possibly refer to THOSE as low-hanging fruit!!!”
“I don’t see what all the fuss is about,” said Williams.
“It was a simple, friendly compliment to someone I vaguely know, and now it’s taken up twenty minutes of air-time on Sky News and I’m probably going to have to move house and change my name.”
“I guess I’ll have to stop being pleasant to people; clearly it’s more hassle than it’s worth.”
Compliment recipient and ungrateful little strumpet, Elizabeth King, said “If I wanted a slightly pervy assessment from a relative stranger, I would have posted the photo on Twitter.”
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m more than pleased with how my figure has turned out, but there is a time and a place for men to critically assess it, and that’s in the Dog and Bone at 11pm on a Friday.”
“LinkedIn is for dry and tedious business content, nothing more.”
“In this scenario, I felt it was more than right to expose Simon as a pervert.”
“I obviously wouldn’t have done it if he’d sent me a fairly inconsequential private message just saying how nice my photo was. I do have some sense of proportion.”
A LinkedIn spokesperson said, “We can neither confirm nor deny the quality of the rack in question.”
“But we are loving the publicity.”
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HairyHammer
8:41 Fri Sep 11
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No a prawn cocktail would suffice.
Oh no I should not have mentioned prawns, I'm tearing up just thinking about my terrible disposition.
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Nurse Ratched
8:38 Fri Sep 11
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Want me to do you a steak first?
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HairyHammer
8:38 Fri Sep 11
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stirlinghammer 8.35
Put it away ? I wish i could mate, i just push it like the off button on an old television and off it go's.
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stirlinghammer
8:35 Fri Sep 11
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Put it away hairy.
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HairyHammer
8:33 Fri Sep 11
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Nurse Ratched 8.07
Give me a go first Nurse, but only if you promise not to laugh at my tiny little penis, because if you do I will sue you for every penny you have.
( I wonder if that is possible in America ?.)
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stirlinghammer
8:15 Fri Sep 11
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We have just proved how best to deal with these situations.
Thank you nurse for participating in this high level social interaction experiment.
Disclaimer. No animals were harmed during the experiment and the experiment was carried out in broad daylight with neither participant testing positive for alcohol or illegal drugs.
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Nurse Ratched
8:07 Fri Sep 11
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Thank you, stirling. I suppose I ought to fuck you now, you smooth talking bastard.
See? It's easy. What a touchy mare that Proudman is.
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HairyHammer
8:04 Fri Sep 11
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Nurse- precisely .
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stirlinghammer
8:03 Fri Sep 11
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Nurse you have such a pretty name....
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Nurse Ratched
8:02 Fri Sep 11
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Hairy - nope.
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HairyHammer
7:58 Fri Sep 11
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Handbags at dawn.
Women and men in this day and age can be ridiculous, is anyone really surprised ?.
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Johnson
7:41 Fri Sep 11
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And you would know from your weird obsessive stalking of me wouldn't you?
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bobbymoore
7:02 Fri Sep 11
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He uses it
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Johnson
6:06 Fri Sep 11
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Righto.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
5:51 Fri Sep 11
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I assume so. After all, you appear to have cast yourself as the LinkedIn Wiki.
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Johnson
5:38 Fri Sep 11
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You know I use it do you?
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
4:34 Fri Sep 11
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Not really, mate. I've demonstrated I know what it is but don't use in the way that muggy cunts like you, desperate for approval and acknowledgment do.
In fact, I no longer use it at all, since it is now almost entirely populated by low-level oiks like you and serves no useful purpose.
Of course, the pain of knowing you will never endorse me is intense, but I'm sure I'll live.
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Johnson
4:18 Fri Sep 11
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So you know what it is yet post something that demonstrates the complete opposite?
Bit stupid doing something like that isn't it?
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
3:50 Fri Sep 11
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Johnson
I know exactly what LinkedIn is mate.
I don't really bother with it. If I wanted to post my CV to the whole world and have more junk emails/messages/phone-calls from head-hunters and various other unscrupulous scumbags I've never met and wouldn't cross the road to piss on if they were on fire, I would probably take it more seriously.
Is there a vibrant employment market for David Gold obsessed bog-cleaners out there in the webosphere?
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